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The Jitterbug from the Wizard of Oz Movie.
Burma-Shave Signs moved to their own page 20 Jan 03.
You may wish to visit my succeding page on Culture (kultcha?).
HAPPY THIRD MILLENNIUM!
Anent (or in spite of) all the annual, centennial, and
ersatz-millennial hoopla,
The Third Millennium* started 01
Mar 2001, NOT 01 Jan 2000! The
clues are September, October, November, and December.
Septem, Octem, Novem, and Decem - 7, 8, 9, and 10!
Januarius was the 11th month, named after Janus, the
two-faced God who looked back on the darkness and
forward to the Sun, and Februarius (the Roman feast of
purification, on the 15th day) was the 12th (and last)
month of the year. The change occurred with Pope
Gregory or so, somewhere around 300 years ago, I
believe. Thus, to celebrate a Century on January
First is fine but the last (Second) Millennium*
really started on March First, 1001.
do you realize that New Years 2000 was the first
time in human history
(since the first tribes formed and dispersed) that
virtually
all humanity celebrated together and
(for the most part) in peace?
I got a really fine reproduction for my older daughter
and she was simply horrified to discover that the left pupil was missing;
don't tell anyone but I magic-markered one in for her!
At the Ägyptisches Museum, you climb a narrow, winding staircase,
in almost total darkness, pass through a curtain, and there she sits,
in an acrylic case, highlit by spotlights, against the darkness,
in a totally black room!
(18 Sep 04)
(16 Aug 04)
(19 Aug 04)
If you love the great outdoors and the Earth, itself, you must read (if you haven't long since)
Chief Seattle's Letter, one of the greatest environmental pleas ever written
(phoney though it may well be).
Of course, Helms, Gingrich, Hyde, Starr, Giuliani, and their ilk notwithstanding, we DID manage this:
[The full Moonprint photo (above) is huge; click on the thumbnail for the full image.]
Not bad for a bunch of vertically-challenged apes!
And we did benefit esthetically, as well:
[Moon images courtesy of NASA/JSC]
Actually, what followed several years later wasn't anything to sneeze at, either:
[The full Mars Rover photo (l.) is huge; click on the thumbnail for the full image.]
[Mars images courtesy of NASA/JPL]
TRIUMPH of TECHNOLOGY! Pioneer 10 Lives (29 years and 7¼ BILLION miles later)!
For something so damn clever yet bloody terrifying at the same time, have a look-see at the image at the top of my "FUN" (so-called) page!
Christmas '98 brought me to a record store to buy a CD of "The Barber of Seville"; the young clerk asked, "Is that a singing group?"
It is a sad commentary on our culture (or lack thereof) that so many people
are still gulled by frauds and fakes (even those I deliberately commit); happily,
most public frauds are debunked by
Urban Legends; a great site that I highly recommend,
especially when you get the latest forwarded e-mail purporting to tell the
hottest new thing that you must see or on which you must act!
LEGACY
I have contacted the Library of Congress, the National Archives, and the Smithsonian
Institution (the "Nation's Attic") to no avail.
We live in a virtual culture where everything vanishes if a big magnet appears nearby
or a solar flare visits. There is a wealth of information out there, far more
significant than my poor contributions on this site, and who gets to continue it?
What arrangements do (or should) individuals make to assure
continuity?
Well, for one thing, we now have the
Internet Archive! I have recovered "irretrievably-lost"
files and highly recommend this invaluable service and, further, ask that you help
fund this incredible effort.
I grew up with marine-oriented books by Holling Clancy Holling, especially his
Paddle to the Sea, a wonderful, prize-winning (Caldecott, I believe) book
about a small canoe carved by an Indian boy which makes a journey from Lake
Superior all the way to the Atlantic Ocean. The wealth of knowledge, especially
about culture, history, and geography, it imparts has enriched my life. I read it
to my children and just read it to my grand-children and it's as wonderful today as it
was both times before.
Publisher: Sandpiper-Houghton Mifflin Books, ISBN: 0-395-29203-4, List Price: $8.95 -
an incredible bargain!
Actually, any book by Holling is a gem, witness Pagoo, Sea Bird, etc.
Also strong in the third generation are "The Matchlock Gun", "The Tale of the Whitefoot Mouse", and Willaim Pêne duBois's "The Great Geppy".
See also my LANGUAGE and FUN (so-called) pages.
It doesn't wash off or fade out, not that I'd ever want anyone of color to feel that it ought or wish that it might. I vaguely remember bursting into tears ca. 1940 or so when, as a tot, I asked a very dark gentleman riding in an elevator with my mother and me why his skin was so dark; he responded by gravely informing me that he was colored. My outburst was to the effect that he was almost entirely brown and I was the one who was colored, all pink and yellow and blue!
Then there was my "conversion" experience, ca. 1968, which has stayed with me ever since as one of the most powerful moments in my life. We had a very early civil rights meeting at church, about "black empowerment" and such. Talking with a tall, slim black reporter from Long Island's NEWSDAY (he may well have been the, or one of the, first black reporters on that august daily), I questioned the need to change from negro to black, I volunteered that they were the same word, merely in English instead of Spanish. Les Payne, NEWSDAY columnist/editorialist (of color) allowed (at a Juneteenth celebration on 04 Jun 98) that he may have been the late Bob deLeon. Whoever, what he replied is burned (seared) in my memory, and I still can quote him almost verbatim,
WOW! - I'll never forget the power and dignity of that reply!
However, I have trouble (not that it's my place to carp) with "African-American". To my feeble intellect, it's a direct slap in the face to all those Americans of Melanesian descent whose ancestors were captured, enslaved, and forcibly brought to our Pacific (what a misnomer!) shores by the dreaded Blackbirders, not to mention all the Caucasian peoples of the western Indian sub-continent whose skin is the darkest on earth, so dark as to appear purple. The same might also be said of the descendants of Nilotic tribes, also pure Caucasians with jet black skin, but at least they ARE "African".
Do you know the great Inuit (Eskimo) creation myth (who am I to call it myth?)? It seems the Great Spirit decided to create humans and made a clay likeness and baked it in the oven. He'd had no experience and it came out underdone, all pale, so he threw it away (that's us white folk). Next, he tried again and over- corrected; the resulting burned model was also thrown away (one guess who that was). The next iteration was too light, again, sort of sallow yellowish - out (Asians, of course)!. The Great Spirit was no dummy, so the fourth version was almost right but a wee bit overdone, sort of reddish; it, too, was scrapped, but not thrown so far (the "Indians", who are no more Native Americans than the Inuit). Finally, the Great Spirit got the hang of it and created a beautiful person with creamy, golden skin and was satisfied that he'd achieved perfection (no fair, you guessed who).
I love dictionaries, thesauri, and encylopedias (and Bartlett's); they are, however,
quite dangerous! One can fall in and get lost (the 'Net is the same way)!
Three of my greatest joys are the 2nd Edition Webster's Unabridged (it somehow
seems more "comfortable" than the 3rd), the real Roget's Thesaurus (as edited by
dear Robert L. "Chappie" Chapman), and the 11th Edition of the Encyclopædia
Britannica (the so-called "Scholar's Edition" of 1911).
It has been quite a pleasure and an hono(u)r for me to have had addenda and
corrigenda accepted for inclusion in Webster's, Roget's, and Langenscheidt's.
I was brought up in Manhattan (NYC) and had many early cultural advantages, not
the least of which was very early exposure to the New York Phiharmonic's Children
Concerts (on Saturday afternoon?) led by Deems Taylor. Also, at a very tender
age, I saw Shakespear's "Othello with Paul Robeson, Uta Hagen,
and José Ferrer*! Not bad for a little kid; talk about imprinting!
While not much of a poet (although you might enjoy my prose "
Eternity and the Horseshoe Crab"), nor an afficionado of much modern poetry, I
heartily recommend the poetry of my Scots-Irish-American friend,
William B(rendan). McPhillips, "A POET ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY HOME".
In a more classical vein, try Amy Lowell's "Patterns" for real power; Lowell having
been (or being reputed to have been - she died before I was born but there doesn't
seem to be much doubt) a lesbian, and "Patterns" being exceedingly sexist, it is
apparently not available in Net collections of her works, which are rather specific in
their selections. AHA! Found it; it overloaded this page and was moved
to Culture Continuation Page 1.
Puccini, delayed in getting a script for Turandot and afraid his musical muse might depart, wrote,
But, then, why do they (and Phillipe de Montebello, who should know better) pronounce "Degas" as if it were written "Dégas"?
A good book-finder is also a great resource and I'm lucky to have a local one in Phil Blocklyn of Blocklyn Books, right here in Oyster Bay, Long Island.
I SAW that Jitterbug scene at the first performance, which was also one of my very first movies; lost on the cutting room floor, my eye!
On 30 Sep 99, a video tape catalog came in a friend's mail, announcing "The Wizard of Oz Collector's Edition" (at $50!), "digitally restored and remastered" and including
HA! If revenge is sweet, vindication (a variant of affirmation) is sweeter (especially for a perfectionist such as I - it must be KORREKT!).
RATS! One of my daughters gave me the tape and it contains, not the missing segment itself, but producer Harold Arlen's "home movie" of the filming of the sequence. Hey, it's better than nothing! (01 Jan 2000)
(28 Dec 00) Double rats!! I dragged out my original Decca record album, bought in the theatre lobby, on the inside rear cover ("The Wizard of Oz, Complete Story in Picture and Text from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Production" - undated) of which I was sure I'd see a photo of the Jitterbug; no such luck. In the text for picture 14 (of the advneturers looking at the sign marked "Haunted Forest / Witches Castle / - 1 mile"), it states, "Suddenly, an insect begins to bite them and they find it is the Jitterbug and they have to go into a teriffic Jitterbug song and dance." So, at least I now know, for sure, that my recollection of the Jitterbug is NOT just a remanent memory from the record album!
Look at my Pooh Page - I had hoped to rescue the real Pooh and friends from Durance Vile!
BURMA-SHAVE SIGNS
Also on a less sophisticated level (very much less), who remembers the old
Burma-Shave signs that used to line the roads? There were a bunch
here but they've been moved to their own page.
Two of my all-time favorites are:
The SMITHSONIAN Magazine for August 2000, Page 120, "Signs of the Times",
offers this one I'd also forgotten:
Supposedly, the Smithsonian Institution preserves one intact set:
Similarly, I stepped off a plane which had landed at San Antonio for unscheduled maintenance ca. 1965. In the line deplaning through a gate, I felt a presence behind me but, looking back, saw no one. Then, glancing down ('way down), there was a little leprechaun grinning up at me, as if to say, "Yep, it's I!"; it was Burgess Meredith!
Speaking of my mother, a blazing intellect from her earliest days, she was reprimanded in gymnasium (grade school) in Hungary (back in the days when Franz Josef was still King) for waving her hands expressively when talking and when that failed of effect, forced to sit on her hands all through the class!
Should I have put the following on my FUN page or should I create a Culture Shock section here or on a new page? Whatever! For better or worse, here's a bit of culture shock or fun I found charming and still enjoy (however politically incorrect you may find it):
An incoming e-mail from Montréal, Québec, Canada, reminded me of the gigantic Irish cop in Hull some 40 years ago. We were on a nodding, speaking acquaintance from my occasional visits to Ottawa (more to RCAF Rockcliffe - which tells you for sure just how long ago this was). After Québec went totally francophile, he suddenly spoke only French. So, I said to my then-wife in plain English in his presence, "That dumb Irish flatfoot is pretending he can't speak English!" The man turned purple but stuck to his rather sad excuse for French. Of course, I instantly smiled and joked about his predicament en Français and he relaxed and laughed. Quell drôle espece de bétise!
Incidentally, speaking of multi-lingualism, should the flags at the bottom of my pages be changed to
The JITTERBUG
Who's that hiding, on the cutting room floor?
On a less-sophisticated level, who can authenticate my certainty that I saw the Jitterbug sequence in the 1939 movie version of "The Wizard of Oz"? I saw the film in its first release in the big movie theater on the east side of Broadway at around 96th Street or so. I remember the Jitterbug vividly; its body appeared to have been made of sewing thread spools or some such and its wings of thin wood in a diamond shape. Knowledgeable accounts of the film have that sequence on the cutting room floor BEFORE any public release, but I know what I saw.
It's that rascal, the Jitterbug!
Personal Cultural Apocrypha
One pleasant evening ca. 1944, I was a pre-teen walking down Lexington Avenue in NYC, from 74th Street to my father's office on 52nd Street; as I turned south onto Lex, I fell in with a familiar-looking, middle-aged gentleman with a leonine face and a receding hairline, with whom I had a delightful chat. When I turned off at Dad's office, we parted amicably; it wasn't until an hour or more later that it hit me. I'd walked and talked with José Ferrer!
My mother was born in Budapest toward the end of the reign of Austro-Hungarian Emperor Franz Josef (1830/1846-1916), whom she loyally defended as her King against all comers in her later years, even though she was a dyed-in-the-wool democrat. Once, at a dinner party where she met my sister's grad school mentor, a Serbian poet, she (without biting her tongue or cheek) called out, "I forgive you for killing my Archduke!" (referring to F. J.'s son, Franz Ferdinand - see below) This, of course, became a standing joke, which both of them played up to the hilt. I even got Mom a small military miniature of old F. J. in his white uniform and green, feathered shako, reading a proclamation; she said he had a cabbage on his head but loved it dearly. Old F. J. was unlucky in life and in love; his brother, Maximilian (of Mexico), was executed in 1867, his only son, Crown Prince Rudolf, committed suicide in 1889 (at Mayerling), and his beautiful wife, the Empress Elisabeth (known as "Sisi" - at right), became enamored of the Hungarian nationalist cause and quite disobedient and ended up being assassinated, with their nephew, Franz Ferdinand, by a Serbian at Sarajevo in 1914 (thus leading to W. W. I).
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If you enjoy this flag business, you must visit my Old Glory segment on my History page and two fabulous flag sites I ran across:
Ed Mooney, Jr.'s Flag Detective,
which helps you find flags by visual categories.
Aphorisms from Favorite Writers
(William Shakespeare excepted):
Agatha Christie - "Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend." (5966)
Emily Dickinson - "That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet." (5967)
Jack Kerouac - "Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?" (5968)
Mark Twain - "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." (5969)
Edith Wharton - "If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time." (5970)
Oscar Wilde - "Hear no evil - speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party." (5971)
Lousia May Alcott - "Stay, is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary." (5972)
William Faulkner - "Everything goes by the board ... honor, pride, decency ... to get the book written." (5973)
Edgar Allen Poe - "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." (5974)
Gertrude Stein - "Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." (5975)
H. G. Wells - "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." (5976)
[These are from Novelkeys (miniature pewter "books" on keyrings), from Bas Bleu Inc. (Booksellers by Post), 515 Means Street, Atlanta, Georgia 30318, 1-800-433-1155 ($10.00 each, as of February 1999), item numbers noted in parentheses (59XX).]
{Actually, Herbert George Wells is, supposedly, some sort of maternal cousin of mine.}
You might also enjoy a set of great quotations on my Science and Technology Page.
May I also suggest that if you are on or near Long Island, you enjoy the
Big Grey Celtic music concerts? The only thing Celtic about me is my touch
o' the Blarney (BS = Blarney Stone) and my Scythian roots (my mother was a
Magyar), but I dearly love the Irish and Scottish music.
(13 Oct 03)
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Serious fans of art must, of course, visit the Museum of Depressionist Art and the The Gallery of the Unidentifiable!
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