This site has now been visited
times since the counter was
installed.
But first, a summary of
BW RR, BUSINESS, and PLACE NAMES
31 Mar 03)
Restinghouse Air Break Corporation - Manufacturers of Ultrasonic
ES2O - Stranded Oil Co. (RR service on the main line
Walter Elias - Disney Licensee - Toys & Novelties.
Jenny Saykwah - Information Systems
(24 Jan 05)
GENERAL Store - featuring BRASS, whole COLONEL corn, MAJOR appliances, CAPTAINS tables, LOO tenants, WARRANT teas, NON-COM postments, SERGEANT locks, CORPORAL punishments, PRIVATE parts, CADET gloves, and DOG faces.
Also, MARINE hardware, RANKIN files, ADMIRAL tea, COMMODE doors, COMMAND ants, BOAT swains (BEAU suns), MAY teas, SEAMANS chests, YEOMAN rheas, and SWAB bees.
Sherlock Homes - Realtors (there REALLY is one, hereabouts).
Boston Wailers - Down East Maritime Folk Singers - songs of the workboats.
The Pawn Shop MUST be Rook's Pawn Shop "Specializing in Antique Chess Sets" and
the hotel simply HAS to be Ferd E. Grofé's GRAND CANYON SUITES, does it not?
Statue Delivery - Statuary Transportation Services for Museums and Private Persons
The Porter Cable Company - wire products.
Gibbon's Monkey Wrenches - "You'll Go Ape for a Gibbon"
(oh, I DO like this one!).
Rockaweigh Masonry Scales
Tailor Maid - Uniforms for Domestics (there was a local domestics
agency by this name).
Foote, Luce, and Fancifree - Travel Agents.
Last gasp for 1999: How about Frankie Lane and Meryl Street?
and now, for my next act - the first name of
Year 2000 - moved to BWZ NAMES page 20 Feb 01.
and now, for my next next act - the first name of
Year 2001 - moved to BWZ NAMES page 20 Feb 01.
and what WAS that other absolute gem I thunk up while motoring up to
London (England) in Oct 98?
Hey! How come there are (or were) H O Quick Oats but no Z
Quick OatZ? No fair! Ah, but see Z-scale page.
(21 Apr 05)
If you enjoy this idiocy, you've gotta see the
Zictionary and the
Pseudodictionary!
Nothing whatsoever, however, can top this for-real, actual place
name of that grand old Welsh town on the southeast coast of the isle of Anglesey off
the north coast of Wales, hard by the Menai Bridge, which I finally rediscovered in full
(named "Llanfair P G" for short to fit railroad timetables and such), at the railway
museum in Darlington, England, as I walked over to see Locomotion #1 (the world's
first steam passenger engine), on an old (or fake) station sign, the full name of which
is:

LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWRYNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH.
For the pronounciation and translation, turn to Llanfair P G's own village page, which just may have the longest URL, as well!
The road between the far side {"Far Side", eh? That's appropriate!} of the new yard extension and the backdrop buildings is already determined to be Railroad Avenue; but I do wish I had a place to put The Backhoe Road!
Bingo! No sooner said than done! I have started putting on the yard extension (May 98). Have you seen the latest idiocies above? I'm especially pleased with The Backhoe Road! Since there's absolutely no room for it, I'll separate the backdrop houses along Railroad Avenue at the back and have a stub cross street so named:
PS| |Check Cashing Terra Incognita FH ah| |<-Loansum Road | | Py Road->| |is wo| | (Buildings) | |<-The Backhoe Road (Buildings)| |re np| \Bank______________________| |______________________________| |e. Railroad Avenue ________________________________________________________________________ New Yard Layout
I am adding two side roads, as well, one with a pawn shop and check cashing service and a bank (Pecksniff's?), on Loansum Road, and another dreamed (nightmared?) up for a firehouse for all this real estate on the opposite corner, which must be "Py Road! On the opposite corner of Py Road shall be the headquarters offices of the International Firemanic {how appropriate!) Fraternity, Pi Rho.
[Incidentally, how DOES one write Pi Rho (
) in Greek in HTML?
The ISO 8859-7 D0 and D1 (U.C.) or F0 and F1 (l.c.) don't work,
at least not yet (see my COMPUTER page).]
{Go down, go down, that Loansum Road, before you travel on - - - .}
Oh, how could I have missed this one? 07 Dec 01 - the Firemanic Fraternity, Pi Rho, has to have a drill team named (you guessed) the Pi Rho Maniacs!

If you like this sort of nonsense, take a gander at Jim Wells' incredible
and at the AW NUTS Magazine site, "A
Publication of the A.W. N.U.T.S. Garden Railway Society".
[This is the original story (with minor corrections), as printed in Ztrack Magazine, Number 9, December 1990, just after adding the Transfer Table and engine houses but before major expansion of the balance of the facilities of the Berlinerwerke-Z, especially the addition of the turntable and roundhouse.]
The rationale of the Berlinerwerke is to justify fitting the Horseshoe Curve onto one end if it, connecting Pittsburgh and the Allegheny tunnels with Sunnyside yard, the LIRR, and the great railroad bridge across Long Island Sound between Greenport and Rhode Island.
The BW plant includes a major museum and restoration shop, so anything can run on the BW without restrictions. There is an excursion RR and a heavy-equipment moving group with gigantic engines (DDP-45 and worse), enormous drop-center flatcars, a Schnable car and others going up to an 880-ton monster with 38 axles, scaling out at one meter in length in HO. That would be 15" in Z! All this runs some pretty strange rolling stock. There are a number of steam engine houses, a dynamometer shop, a large turntable and roundhouse, and a huge 6-track diesel shop and 8-track transfer table all on the basic tabletop.
The Z-scale BW sits on a 2 x 4 foot sheet of Homasote, framed with an integral 6" shelf up front for two tiny AutoPulse "TRoller" powerpacks and far too many switches and controls, including that for the transfer table. The maximum height, without structures, is only 2 " (the transfer table operator's shack has to come off for that). It was designed to fit in the trunk of a car I no longer have! There are ten regular turnouts, one curved turnout, one double-slip switch, a reversing loop, twelve blocks, three uncoupling ramps, as well as two single-track steam engine houses, three double-track diesel shops, and two small bridges. All buildings, even the engine houses with their power-operated doors, are demountable.
To date, there is no scenery whatsoever {but the BW-Z is so crammed with stuff that nobody seems to notice!}.
(Not all of the foregoing came to pass or was valid later,
As of the current writing, with the roundhouse and turntable "squoze" inside the
reversing loop, we're up to 13 regular turnouts, 2 curved turnouts, about 24 blocks,
and are working up a bunch of uncoupling ramps for Micro-Trains Magnematics.
The new "North" yard will add 2 more turnouts and 3 more double slip switches.
Shoehorning a runaround for the container terminal will add 2 more curved tunouts,
which will have too be heavily modified and add operating interest because the
clearances will be very much substandard! At rough count, there are now 30
buildings or industrial complexes, all crammed into 2' x 4', but that will skyrocket when
I (momentarily) add the 6" shelf at "North" for the yard and put storefronts all along
the back ("Railroad Avenue").
but for more detailed information about the HO Berlinerwerke,
visit the Horseshoe Curve/Berlinerwerke Saga page.)
I almost did the BW-Z in on 16 Feb 03; I probably shouldn't even admit I pulled this
caper! I was carring a bowl of very-hot, canned chicken and rice soup, loaded
with okra and gelatin and who knows what other thickeners and was carrying it in the
same room as the BW-Z when I twisted my ankle slightly and went careening across
the room with the soup slopping slightly into the serving plate under the bowl.
That greased the ways and the bowl started to go its own way, but the general
trajectory of man and bowl was straight toward the BW-Z! Contorting myself in
a manner worthy of the great Mikhail Baryshnikov, I teetered sideways just enough
that I was able to set the plate and bowl down on top of the left-hand controller,
which has a relatively horizontal surface, before I twisted out of the way and missed
colliding with the layout, but NOT before about a cupful of hot, slimy soup and
vegetables and such slopped onto the controller and the adjoining electrical switches
and over the front left edge of the framing onto the space where the Restinghouse
plant would have been! Of course, the soup ran down between the Homasote
and the framing, where nothing short of a fire axe could have reached it! A
mad dash for paper towels took care of most of the liquid, which, oddly enough, only
reached to the outer track and did not splash onto it or seep under, but soup and rice
got between the controller and the framing and the switch panel; some frantic
screwdriver work pulled the controller loose and the panel up, and I ended up with
only two switches to mop out (we'll see if they work in a day or two). You
haven't lived if you've never disconected a power pack and taken it to the bathroom
to sponge it off! The layout is down for rewiring, so there were no buildings in
place and the only cars nearby were just outside the trajectory of splashing soup;
one of my hermaphrodite-couplered M-T flats got a tiny speck on the deck, where it
wiped off quite easily, but my FR Husky stack car, although knocked wildly away just
in time, came off clean and without a scratch, as did a Märklin caboose. 18
hours later, the Homasote, while stained lightly, is dry and there doesn't seem to be
any trace of odor. Time to start reassembling things! MR is right; model
railroading IS fun with everlasting challenge!
(17 Feb 03)
I probably should add here that I actually started the Berlinerwerke-Z on 27 December 1980 with a Märklin 8907A starter set at a whopping $99.50 from Charles Schaeffer at The Caboose in Huntington, Long Island. I gave him back that awful 6727 power pack but bought so much track and so many accessories that my original bill came to $344.90 before tax!  I just (13 Dec 97) found my original layout sketches and worksheets dated 26 Dec 80 and updated on the 27th!
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