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[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 0:
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power
Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Dual-Power
"Drei-Eis" Dry-Ice-Electric Locomotive 2-B+2-2+B-2.
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1 dual-powered B-C.
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Genesis Redivivus!.
BW-BLW-GE-WEC-PRR GG2.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
4-Truck Heisler V8
Steam Motorcars
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR AA½ 0-2-2-0 Articulated Switcher.
BEDT #1718 0-4-4-0T Articulated Tank Switcher
BEDT #1920 0-6-6-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/PRR RCCR1 4-D+D-D+D-4 "Millipede".
BW/PRR BP120 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 "Millipede II".
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 7:
9,000HP GE-BW Turbine (B-B+B-B)-(B-B+B-B)-T.
9,000HP UP Turbine (B-B+B-B)-T-(B-B+B-B).
12,000HP GE-BW Turbine [(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-[(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-T.
16,000HP GE-BW Turbine (C-C+C-C)-(C-C+C-C)-T.
20,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D+D-D)-(D-D+D-D)-T.
18,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D)-(D-D)-T.
PRR S3 6-10-6 Turbine.
PRR BH50T 2-D+D-2 Centipede Turbine #5821.
PRR HH2 1-D+D-1.
Shay Geared Handcar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 8:
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-4.
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-6.
CP/BW Super Duper Selkirk (Auld Kirk)
2-4-6-8-10-12.
PRR/Baldwin/BW 8-8-8-8 Duplexii.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 9:
Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
ALCo-BW FA/B-0.1 and PA/B-0.1, the
FM-BW CPAB2.4-5, the
EMD-BW FL-0.9, the
ALCo-GE-IR MILW OF-5, and the
BW-ALCo-Heisler RS-1DPH
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 10:
More Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
NPC/BW (4-4)+4 Cab Forward Articulated.
Whiting Track Speeder with JAP engine.
Vulc-Hand Crank-Pneumatic Handcar.
Ruhnian State Railways's 665A-001.
PRR Zippo Hippo.
Poppet Valves and Worse
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 11:
Ruhnian State Railways - con't'd..
ALCo-BW DH-16220 "Big Time" A-B-C-D+E-F+G-H.
ALCo-BW DH-16220 "Big Time II" A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H.
ALCo-BW DH-18240 "Big Time III" A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I.
BW 2-4-6-8-10-12 "Shayntipede" 6-TruckLogger.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 12:
BW-Moldover A-B-C-D-E-F-G Scale Test Car.
BW 6-truck V8 Heisler 2-4-6-8-10-12.
ALCo-BW Centipede Scale Test Car..
BW-PRR RT1 Compound.
BW-Ingalls-GM&O Turret-Cabs.
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 13:
Erie #2800 Camelback 2-8-8-4 Yellowstone.
Erie #2900 Camelback 2-10-10-4.
ALCo RS-415 and RSC/RSD-615.
ALCo FA-1P with pony trucks.
(30 Oct 06)
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1/PFA-1.
(14 Nov 06)
ALCo-GE-BW PFA-1.5.
(14 Nov 06)
ALCo-GE-BW PFABC-1.
(17 Nov 06)
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 14:
(30 Jan 07)
12,0000HP GEVO.
(30 Jan 07)
8,800HP GEVO.
(30 Jan 07)
Very Early GEVO Boxcab.
(30 Jan 07)
8,800HP AC88CW.
(31 Jan 07)
12,0000HP AC12CW.
(31 Jan 07)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
Before I start, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page.
(09 Jun 06)
(01 Jun 06)

(05 Jun 06)

(14 Jun 06)

While I don't like the appellation "cute" for a locomotive, this æsthetically-pleasing and immensely-popular little switcher was definitely "cute".
Further delving into the old files turned up six-axle versions for light trackage, the
RSD-615 with two-motored A-1-A trucks and the RSC-615 with three-motored C trucks:
(16 Jun 06)


(16 Jun 06 image, after J. Belangér, by and © 2006 S. Berliner, III - all rights reserved)
Karen Parker found this old photo of the ALCo RS-605 transfer loco in her Pixel Magic
files; it doesn't look quite right - probably a later photo after the TVA (the Truck
Verification Association) diddled with the unit to use it as a truck test bed:
(16 Jun 06)



(16 Jun 06 image, after J. Belangér, by and © 2006 S. Berliner, III - all rights reserved)
ALCo FA-1P - A few of us were e-mailing about a proposed ALCo export
model for South African Railways, with pony trucks on the outside of each driving truck,
a 1-C-C-1 arrangement to spread the load on light trackage. General Steel
Castings was to build the C truck with an extension on the top equalizer frame for the
pony truck, which appeared to have a center pivot like a steam engine trailing truck,
with 30" dia. wheels for the pony truck and 36" on the main truck. The pony
truck axle was to be 5' 10" from the axle of the C truck. That reminded me of
Ira's version of an FA-1 with pony trucks for similar service, the (B-A-B)-(B-A-B) FA-1P:
(30 Oct 06)

(14 Nov 06)

(14 Nov 06)


(16 Nov 06)

(17 Nov 06)

Karen Parker tried to pull off a fast one here; she sent me this purported BW drawing
of the "real" PFABC-1 but anyone can plainly see it's a fraud. Ira's design for
the BW and LIRR was the PFABC-1, with a B A-unit, a C B-unit, and
a B C-unit (following this?) while this is a supposèd PABC-1, with an A A-unit, a B
B-unit, and a C C-unit (how silly can one get? - note that the bottom of the B-unit
ladder is on the center axle of the C-unit truck):
(20 Nov 06)

Speaking of Ira at his worst and the PABC-1, a drawing surfaced in the BW files that is
evidence of just how far off Ira could get at times; it is his PABSee-1.
He completely misunderstood George's instructions, putting the third truck under a
large fuel tank located in the space under the raised dome floor:
(23 Nov 06)

- Any attempt to inject an element of
reason into this series of pages will be forcibly rejected!
{Stay tuned!}
I always wondered at the incredibly tight security at the Berlinerwerke during WWII; now it can be told! See, for starters, the wild site of Sig Case, Rails to the Stars - Steam in Space, files from the National Aeronautics and Steam Administration and the tie-in to the Berlinerwerke V1 on Apocrypha Page 2.
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)

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