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(Lighten up - they're spoofs!)
[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
(03 Oct 06)
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 0:
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power
Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Dual-Power
"Drei-Eis" Dry-Ice-Electric Locomotive 2-B+2-2+B-2.
(21 Jan 06)
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1 dual-powered B-C.
(14 Jan 06)
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Genesis Redivivus!.
BW-BLW-GE-WEC-PRR GG2.
(16 Dec 05)
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
4-Truck Heisler V8
Steam Motorcars
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR AA½ 0-2-2-0 Articulated Switcher.
BEDT #1718 0-4-4-0T Articulated Tank Switcher
BEDT #1920 0-6-6-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/PRR RCCR1 4-D+D-D+D-4 "Millipede".
BW/PRR BP120 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 "Millipede II".
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 7:
(23 Jan 06)
9,000HP GE-BW Turbine (B-B+B-B)-(B-B+B-B)-T.
(23 Jan 06)
9,000HP UP Turbine (B-B+B-B)-T-(B-B+B-B).
(23 Jan 06)
12,000HP GE-BW Turbine [(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-[(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-T.
(23 Jan 06) and
(25 Jan 06)
16,000HP GE-BW Turbine (C-C+C-C)-(C-C+C-C)-T.
(23 Jan 06)
20,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D+D-D)-(D-D+D-D)-T.
(27 Jan 06)
18,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D)-(D-D)-T.
(27 Jan 06)
PRR S3 6-10-6 Turbine.
(28 Jan 06)
PRR BH50T 2-D+D-2 Centipede Turbine #5821.
(30 Jan 06)
PRR HH2 1-D+D-1.
(28 Jan 06)
Shay Geared Handcar.
(30 Jan 06)
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 8:
(03 Feb 06)
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-4.
(03 Feb 06)
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-6.
(03 Feb 06)
CP/BW Super Duper Selkirk (Auld Kirk)
2-4-6-8-10-12.
(05 Feb 06)
PRR/Baldwin/BW 8-8-8-8 Duplexii.
(09 Feb 06)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
Before I start, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page.
(23 Jan 06)
(23 Jan 06)

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Steve Karnes and Stan Lytle on
Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop"; I was unable to
contact Josh, Steve, or Stan.]
(23 Jan 06)
George and Ira knew all about this, of course, and were rather ticked, since it meant no income for them; here's what they were up against:

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Steve Karnes and Stan Lytle on
Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop"; I was unable to
contact Josh, Steve, or Stan.]
(23 Jan 06) and
(25 Jan 06)

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Steve Karnes and Stan Lytle on
Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop"; I was unable to
contact Josh, Steve, or Stan.]
(25 Jan 06)

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Steve Karnes and Stan Lytle on
Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop"; I was unable to
contact Josh or Steve but finally heard from Stan. More information on the
status of the Paintshop should follow soon.]
(27 Jan 06)
{the horsepower race proceeds apace}

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Steve Karnes and Stan Lytle on
Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop"
(27 Jan 06)
{the horsepower race abates}

[This image is based on the outstanding work of Steve Karnes and Stan Lytle on
Joshua Moldover's
"The Railroad Paintshop"
To inject an uncharacteristic note of historical (rather than hysterical) reality here,
Karen Parker reminded me that the GE U50s were built on the span bolsters and
B-B trucks of some of the original 4,500 HP turbines, and the U50Cs that followed
used trucks from some of the later 10,000 HP "Big Blow" turbines (thanks,
Karen). Further, lest you collapse scoffing at some of the above units,
Marre notes that the 30 8,500HP turbines, 1 through 30, were actually upgraded
to 10,000HP and sometimes were even run in pairs at 20,000HP!
(28 Jan 06)
(28 Jan 06)

Speaking of turbines, Karen Parker, impatient to see what I would concoct, came up
with her own, a 6-6-6-6 duplex turbine! This is a magnificent effort and I
posted it to her section on my Guest
Apocrypha but feel it deserves to be repeated here:
(29 Jan 06)

(30 Jan 06)

(28 Jan 06)

The hoods were mounted on the driver trucks, which were articulated on a common
pair of drawbars, and the cab rode between the hoods just like the Crocodile.
Pennsy blind inner driver tires and ALCo lateral motion gear kept the long truck
wheelbase tractable and a prototype was erected and sent to the Altoona Test Plant,
where it passed with flying colors. It was quickly put out on the road as #9300
and, since the Swiss already used the name "Crocodile" and "Alligator" was the name
of a steam crosshead (and a medium had told the Superintendant of Motive Power
that there would someday be a long-snout ALCo RSD-15 of that name) and it had
been designed and built so speedily, it soon became known as the "Insti-gator"!
Widespread acceptance of the GG1 as a dual-purpose locomotive and adoption of the
E44 rectifiers soon left the HH2 an orphan.
(30 Jan 06)

Uh, oh! Those folks at Smiths Falls, in spite of their calling, have
no regard whatsoever for historicity! Look what they went and did to
the Shay handcar! Some yo-yo converted it to a tracklayer:
(30 Jan 06)

My apologies to Smith Falls; that was NOT a conversion. They have a
rotating exhibit of handcars (wonder why no one there realizes?) - see
page 10.
(04 Mar 06)
[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga.]
I always wondered at the incredibly tight security at the Berlinerwerke during WWII; now it can be told! See, for starters, the wild site of Sig Case, Rails to the Stars - Steam in Space, files from the National Aeronautics and Steam Administration and the tie-in to the Berlinerwerke V1 on Apocrypha Page 2.
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)

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