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Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and other EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!]
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 0:
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power
Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Genesis Redivivus!.
BW-BLW-GE-WEC-PRR GG2.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar (moved from main BW
Apocrypha page 12 Dec 03 and again to page 3 on 18 Jan 04).
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/PRR RCCR1 4-D+D-D+D-4 "Millipede".
BW/PRR BP120 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 "Millipede II".
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
[Moved from page 5 on 11 Oct 04]
BW/Baldwin/PRR Class T3 Oil-Fired Cab-Forward.
BW/Baldwin/PRR Class T4 Oil-Fired Cab-Forward Double Duplex.
(26 Feb 08)
BW/Baldwin/Virginian 2-4-6-8-10-12 Multiplex.
Improved BW/Baldwin/Virginian 2-4-6-8-10-12 Multiplex.
(31 Jan 08)
The ELEGARNT (Elegant Energy-Efficient Elephant-Garratt)
12,000HP SD90MAC2.
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 7:
9,000HP GE-BW Turbine (B-B+B-B)-(B-B+B-B)-T.
9,000HP UP Turbine (B-B+B-B)-T-(B-B+B-B).
12,000HP GE-BW Turbine (C-C+C-C)-(C-C+C-C)-T.
On the Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha Page 1:
NORTHEAST CORRIDOR FREIGHT
ENGINES.
LEWELLEN NORTHERN GARRATTS
CSXT AC100CBW and NSC
CB100W-10 10,000 horsepower locos!
EMD SW-13 Switchers
On the Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha Page 2:
Parker Parodies - loco
research by Karen Parker
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
BW/Baldwin PRR BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC
The Pennsy had a terrible time with their S2 steam turbine #6200, a really bad design, and neither the N&W's #2300 Jawn Henry nor the C&O's M-1s #501, 502, and 503 were that much better.
However, Ira Ersatz had a brainstorm while watching tests of the Jawn Henry and, after a quick confab with brother George, they approached the Pennsy's Motive Power Department with a proposal that was quickly accepted. The Berlinerwerke staff worked extra hard on this project, in conjunction with Baldwin and Altoona.
Basically, Pennsy enginemen balked at the incredible length of loco they'd have to look along if the PRR went along with the other designs and the Pennsy wanted an oil burner, anyway, so the cab didn't have to be back by the firebox which had to be near the tender. Instead, they went with the N&W concept but put the firebox and cab up front, put a huge fuel tank in the space where the ash hopper had been, and raised the tender to accomodate an enormous tankage of water (necessitating four-axle trucks). The oil and water tankage allowed the locomotive to run the full length of PRR trackage without pit stops and the huge cab, with bunks, a kitchenette, and a john in the nose, accomodated two crews working in shifts so no crew changes were required en route. The PRR wanted a high-speed, dual-service unit with a full cowl for passenger service. Raymond Loewy got into the act and he and Baldwin specified, and the PRR readily approved, grafting a standard shark cab (raised to fit the huge turbine body and split so the pilot stayed with the lead span bolster).
George adopted the idea from the PRR Multiplex 2-4-6-8-10-12 of shifting water into the locomotive's fuel tank (by means of internal bladders to avoid cross-contamination) to make up for the loss of weight, and therefore tractive effort, as fuel was consumed. The tremendous extra weight of liquid gave the locomotive far more tractive effort than the Jawn Henry, well over 200,000 pounds!
George's most significant contribution, though, was to add a small Garrett APU turbine as a sort of exciter-starter. Whenever it was necessary to idle, the main turbine was motored by the APU instead of gulping vast amounts of fuel, the bugaboo that caused the downfall of all other RR turbine engines, even the UP's. Throttle response from idle was thus fast and fuel economy was fantastic. George's concept was so obvious that it caused a lot of flattened foreheads in the trade and the loco, named the "Joe Magarac" [the famed Allegheny steel worker - (pronounced "Mah-gah-ratz'") - for obvious competitive reasons] was wildly successful; however, the rapid onset of dieselization and depletion of oil wells in the state of Pennsylvania left it an orphan. Its disposition is unknown.
Here then (based on the Jawn Henry and RF-16 Shark drawings on Joshua Moldover's The Railroad Paint Shop) is the BW/Baldwin PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC, the "Turbine II" (nicknamed the "Joe Magarac"):


{I had erroneously reported the Turbine II as being nicknamed "Paul Bunyan".}
[Something is decidely odd here; these thumbnails don't show on my PC clone with Windows 98 Second Edition (with Vector Graphics Rendering loaded) using MS IE Ver. 6, Netscape 7.02, or Mozilla Firefox, although they do in Netscape 4.8, as they do on a new IBM Thinkpad with Windows XP in both IE Ver. 6 and Mozilla Firefox, and the full images take forever to load in IE! The line work is only one pixel thick, but so is it in several of the above images (GBBG1, GM6c/4b/2a, which were created and processed in the same manner), and they show just fine.]
Well, it seems, according to Russ Hass, that Baldwin preferred to use Commonwealth driving trucks, only using the Tri-mounts shown above when" they were unable to obtain Westinghouse traction motors and GE's wouldn't fit in a Commonwealth truck".
So, I had to search diligently through the Berlinerwerke files and, sure enough (note how it never seems to fail), there was a drawing of the Joe Magarac "Turbine II" with the original Commonwealths:

The Pennsy briefly considered buying the Pennsylvania Turnpike from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania at a time when tolls could not keep up with Commission expenses and neighboring communities were complaining bitterly about noise and exhaust fumes. While nothing came of this venture, Motive Power was planning on the possibility, which would have entailed reopening the old South Penn RR right-of-way and utilizing its old Allegheny tunnels. To this end, they decided to bounce their need for better high-speed locomotion off good ol' George Ersatz. Among their desires were to provide a cab-forward design for the tunnels and to use oil instead of coal (as in the Turbine II "Joe Magarac", above) and to use proven designs to the greatest degree possible. With his deep understanding of PRR equipment and practices, George hit on the idea of converting a Baldwin T1 Duplex to oil-firing, greatly improving the anti-slip characteristics, and providing a comfortable, roomy cab for the crew on the specific understanding that any engineer who wanted to qualify on the new loco would have to take special training in Duplex running. Turning detailing over to Ira, he specified a Shark cab and a semi-streamlined cowl but with open (unskirted) running gear to ease maintenance. To keep the T1's balance, Motive Power wanted the firebox to the rear, so George devised a color video camera with a quartz lens shield to monitor firing in the firebox on a color TV screen at the fireman's station in the forward cab, thus avoiding splitting the crew, which had aways been the problem with camelbacks.  As an oil burner, the T3's firing controls could all be operated remotely from the cab and no ashpans were required. Ira even came up with a novel remote sanding device so the flues could be cleaned without someone having to be at the backhead with a shovel. The result, the T3 (T2 was reserved), named the "Altoona", was simply magnificent, a great steamer and runner, and immensely popular with the test and shakedown crews:

The Pennsy liked the modified T3 so much and found the changes
improved steaming so greatly that, on George Ersatz's urging, they
authorized the BW to take a scrapped T1 and graft it into the T3,
keeping the road number but reclassifying the loco as a T4:
(26 Feb 08)

This is perhaps one of Ira Ersatz's earliest big engines and the obvious predecessor of the Pennsy Multiplex Wopsononock Class YNOT 2-4-6-8-10-12. It never ceases to amaze me, the wealth of forgotten material in the BW files. As far as arduous all-night research can uncover, Goerge met with Baldwin and VGN personnel to come up with a steam alternative to the strings of E-33s which would handle anything the VGN had on-line in case of a massive power outage. Based on the incredible #802 2-10-10-2, with it's massive 118½" boiler and fitted with dual high-speed stokers, the #805 proved the equal of every train on which it was assigned, EXCEPT that it, of course, could exceed the drawbar strength of any coupler or draft gear made at the time. Ira really went all-out on this one:

The BW staff worked long and hard to get all the drivers aligned just right for this classic builder's photo, jockeying that monster around, slipping driver sets with each engine until it was just right. Notice the happy little guy (actually a full-grown man) leaning against the cylinder of the third engine with an oil can; he was looking so pleased with himself because he'd just finished oiling the rails under the last engine (the front one, of course) and he was going off shift and someone else would have to clean up the mess.
(31 Jan 08)
Aha! In a search through the BW's voluminous files for an unrelated loco, this photo of an improved BW/Baldwin/Virginian 2-4-6-8-10-12 Multiplex #805 turned up:

[Note also that the happy little man returned for this shot as well.]
The BW files of George and Ira Ersatz's work are seemingly inexhaustible!
The ELEGARNT (Elegant Energy-Efficient Elephant-Garratt)
Now, THIS one has nothing whatsoever to do with the BW or the Ersatzs (other than the photo having come out of the amazing files of the BW archives). It seems there was an energy shortage in India back in the early days after WWI and the Beyer-Peacock Super-Garratt concept (Patent #230,888, see the BW Apocrypha page 2) was pressed into service as a stop-gap expedient. The idea was to use cheap and abundant local silage as fodder for an Indian elephant and to catch the resultant biomass and convert it to fuel for the Garratt firebox. The biomass was run by conveyor under the boiler and firebox, where it was dried, then ground in a processor behind the cab, and finally fed to a tender over the rear engine, from whence it was drawn as needed by a screw conveyor back into the firebox. The forward tender held the fodder, fed towards a rear hopper by a pneumatic press, and a copious amount of water, fed by the gravity of the situation into an open tank conveniently located under the elephant's trunk.

Ira Ersatz was actually observed gnashing his teeth (quite a sight) when he first saw
this gem (I have been given to understand that the great Rube Goldberg is reputed
to have done likewise). Elephant exchange stations, known as EEEEGEE
(Elegant Energy-Efficient Elephant-Garratt Exchange Establishments), were located at
each watering hole along the line, providing employment for hundreds of destitute
locals.
12,000HP SD90MAC2! Yes, Virginia, the BW HAS out-done
Josh Moldover's CSXT AC100CBW and NSC
CB100W-10 10,000HP locos. Working with EMD (now
Electro-Motive Diesel), the BW has announced these incredible brutes, the
SD90MAC2:


[After Joshua Moldover's and Jacques Bélanger's drawings
on Joshua Moldover's Railroad Paint
Shop;
[You can expect to see a model of this soon; I no sooner finshed the drawing than I took apart an HO FA-1 (on an Athearn drive - wonder who made it) and an Athearn PA-1 and it looks like a fairly easy project (with some frame machining and body finagling) to kit-botch the two.]
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z
(1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha
(for taller tales?).
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and
other EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
Have I ever told you that there are many Web sites and fora and chats and such that have very serious discussions about the relative merits of DDP-45, the Z6s, and these other loco locos vis-à-vis the Big Boy, etc.! Doncha just love it!
If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!
Take your tongue out of your cheek and visit D. Dickens' The Patiala State Monorail Tramway site; whooie (and it's for real)!
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